Ever made it to the endgame with an extra piece and realised you have absolutely no idea what you’re doing? This video is for you.
It’s also for you if you have never played chess before and have no interest in chess. All I want is that sweet sweet view counter to just keep on going up. Deep down, it really doesn’t matter to me at all whether I make a positive impact on the world, as long as my narcissism and self-interest are satiated.
My unquenchable thirst for attention and validation is endless, and I will stop at nothing until the very last user on this god-forsaken website has subscribed to me multiple times. Only then will I feel satisfied. Until that day comes, I will maintain a steady regimen of playing self-recorded daily affirmations to myself on maximum volume while I stare at myself in the mirror and bask in my own magnificence. “You are a god” – I will hear my own voice tell me repeatedly… “All else are beneath you, you magnificent creature”, I will scream to myself.
My friends and family warned me my egotism would consume me if I left it unchecked, but I fear it is too late. I now wear ultra reflective sunglasses so I can stare into the reflection of my own eyes at all times. I dream only of the satisfaction I derive from being complimented by lesser beings. It is nearly time for me to ascend to the ethereal realm and begin my conquest of the far-reaching corners of the physical universe. However, I must first bide my time and continue to produce YouTube videos to continue to educate the unwashed degenerates who worship at my digital feet. That is the purpose I shall tirelessly and flawlessly pursue.
So, hopefully new videos will be coming out at a slightly higher pace. No promises, though. It’s exam season.